Media Kit
O Spam, Poams: Rob Read's new book of poems, which is a collection of the very best of the first two years of Daily Treated Spam, is available exclusively online from Apollinaire's Bookshoppe.
Contact:
519-666-0168
Prompt e-mail reply from: readrobread@gmail.com
Download a printable PDF of this media kit here.
Free 'Spamples': Excerpts from O Spam, Poams
Sing septic stems
Logging free and flowing!
We chip you a spam supply free!
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O Amazon.com,
Having previously dissected the factual inaccuracies,
Of a single bellicose talk show, you
Can download my patch from there,
And don’t have to struggle
To read it for free.
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Invention becomes
about inverting;
Bone-addled ink tight between galls.
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Know that although
the cat has the advantage
Of quickness and lack
Of concern for human life,
You have the advantage of strength.
Capitalize on selecting
the battlefield.
Don’t try to bathe
In a very small bathroom -
A berserk cat
Will nosedive in
Soon enough.
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These night prototype tropical bodies?
An insulted print reloaded,
And friendships desire scrollbars -
This making brand skin document,
Supporting this publishing return.
Hearing abandons seeking;
Making status;
Purpose reloaded.
Our frustrated finding,
Then this wonderful this.
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Degrade your credit
card dept pronto,
You superhuman tire -
I love you from the bottom of my card -
Hey baby, wanna let me start twisting your elbow?
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As I stated earlier
I highly believe that anyone regardless of age
Should read books;
However if there is anything that you may not like
About these jealous wouldbe lovers,
Let me stay with you tonight.
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I would live forever
Because we should live forever,
Because if we live forever
Then we will live forever,
But we cannot live forever,
Which is why I would live forever.
You’ll never learn
You’ll need loss
Your nude lenses
Yawn, never learning.
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A new comment
Has been posted:
To be is to be related.
There is a good deal
Of solemn common interests
Of capital
And labour, as matter
And only common interest,
Is that cutting
Throat.
To be is
To be read.
Contact
Rob Read directly:
Weekdays: 416-736-2100 ext 40635
Evenings and Weekends: 416-651-5450
E-mail: readrobread@gmail.com
Website: www.dailytreatedspam.com