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"Stop Being Cheated By Other Poets,
Slash Your Poetry Reading Time By 2,000 - 5,000 Hours
Every Year"

Patricia Pelle
812 Proctor Ave
Ogdensburg, New York 13669

Dear Friend,

If you’d like to discover the best-kept secrets of poets, publishers, academics, and even post-structuralist theorists, keep your eyes glued to this page. You won’t find this insider information anywhere else on the Web, and here’s why:

1)	The major poetry Web sites are affiliated with the very publishers, universities, and chain book shops that thrive on your wallet. Exposing the tactics of these "professionals" to the public would jeopardize their relationships with these important business allies.
2)	The Daily Treated Spams come from the private e-mail address of Rob Read, the author of two specialty books and an independent publisher since 2000. Rob spent 5 years uncovering the tricks and scams that poets use to exploit consumers. But because he’s independent, his loyalty is to you and I - not the fat cats.

When Rob first had his book of selected Daily Treated Spam O Spam, Poams released, it created such a stir that it was featured on American poet and critic Ron Silliman's blog! But I want you to know that I’m endorsing him based on personal experience.

Since I’m a woman, poets and academics used to take advantage of me. Not anymore. Now I always know what questions to ask. I walk away from every poetry reading knowing I got the best deal possible. And I no longer fall for "hidden meanings". Now you can have the same peace of mind.

I’m just one of 0,000+ people who save thousands of hours every year - thanks to Rob. If you’d like to join us, listen carefully to what Rob shares below.

Sincerely,

Patricia Pelle

P.S. Rob has offered this information to the top-5 poetry web sites, but they refuse to publish it because he "reveals too much" (they say).

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From: Rob Read
September 05, 2005
4:30pm

Dear Friend,

You’ve probably read poetry many times this year without even knowing it!

That’s why I’ve created this Web page. You’re about to discover shocking secrets about poetry. No matter what you read, this information applies to you, and in some cases, it’s downright shocking.

You’re going to save time, money, and aggravation. You’ll learn to avoid the mistakes and disastrous situations that you’ve been vulnerable to. Just for starters, here are 11 secrets the other poets don't want you to know.

Insider Secrets About Poetry –

Studies show that 88% of all readers pay too little attention to what they read. And if you read e-mail, you’re even worse off! Which is why I’m sure you’ll save of thousands of hours, once you know…

Ø	How poets get secret 'royalties' on every book they sell, and how to use this as an “ace up your sleeve” the next time you buy a new or used book.
Ø	What day of the month to read poetry that gets you an extra 400 hours back INSTANTLY (no, it’s not the last day of the month).
Ø	How to know with absolute certainty that you’ve obtained the best poems possible.
Ø	How to read hundreds of poetry books, instantly, without spending a dime and... six ways to ditch your old poetry books fast.
Ø	Where will you get the best poems?... new or found?... in a store or online?... I will show you all of the tricks and gimmicks.
Ø	*One thing you must* do so you'll never buy an imitation or 'foetry' product.**
Ø	A simple, easy technique to reduce your reading dramatically... sometimes up to 40%
Ø	Discover hidden bogus extras and double charging tricks that can cost you thousands... and you'll never know it - even on this very website!
Ø	Two things you must do to a book of poetry before you get the author to sign it... unless you want to pay a hidden $500 extra charge.
Ø	*Discover which poems are really* great and which ones are junk you'll want to avoid**.
Ø	The hidden truth about government funding of poetry (i.e. drug lord poetry)... can you really get money from the government to write worthless pap as they advertise?

Daily Treated Spam Will Slash Your Poetry Reading By Up To 67%

When you pile up the number of words used in most poetry, including metaphors, similes, invocations to muses, puns, tropes (you get the idea!) your time reading poetry probably totals thousands of hours per year. But if you’re like me, you’ll be shocked to discover that most of it is a complete waste of time!

That’s why I guarantee you will save time with Daily Treated Spam - at least 60% of the words (or 'text' as the eggheads call it) have already been taken out - that means on average, only 40% of the words remain - which means more time watching TV in the evening, or enjoying time with your friends and family. You won't believe what you can do with all that extra time when you are not reading poetry anymore...

Ø	More time to write your own books of poetry - a pastime 77% of Americans say they wish they had time for. Why wish? With Daily Treated Spam, your wish is my command.
Ø	By reading less poetry, you will automatically start to get smarter. Most people can't believe the difference just a fewer hours less of reading poetry can make each and every day.
Ø	Most people find reading less poetry a challenge - "How do I know which poetry to not be reading?" The answer is to change the way you ask the question - "Which is the one poetry I should be reading?" The rest will become clear as you begin to realize that Daily Treated Spam is actually all you need.
Ø	Now, with the release of O Spam, Poams, highlights from the first two-hundred Daily Treated Spams, you don't even have to worry about the poems you've already missed getting directly to your inbox - because the best ones, chosen by the author himself (me, Rob Read) are now available in a beautifully bound trade-edition produced by BookThug press. You won't find this book in the big bookstores like Barnes and Noble or Indigo (I dare you to even try finding it at The Strand or at the World's Biggest Bookstore). Because of the dangerous ideas present in the book, most bookstores won't even touch it - which is fine, since the internet allows us to send the book directly to your door.
Ø	Why publish this book with BookThug press? Don't be fooled by the name, BookThug is the best kept secret in publishing, but not for long! Penguin, Viking, M&S, even Coach House Books would like to see BookThug just roll over and die - but it's not that easy when you believe in giving people the poetry they deserve, not any old poetry to make a buck...
Ø	Most poetry operates on the principal of more more more - it's almost like the poet wants you to waste your time. Even when I was taking some courses on poetry at a university (yes, I figured it was better to see just how the other half live) it was easy for me to see that the focus is on speed of production and sales. Not much thought is given to the end-user - the customer.
Ø	I've even come across those who implied that poetry was really only of interest to other poets anyway - and with this attitude, you can imagine how much effort those poets are putting into making sure you and I, the customer, gets the poetry they deserve.
Ø	Do "miracle" poetry additives really work?

Stop Getting Ripped Off By Poets –
And Save Thousands of Hours

The Federal Trade Commission estimates that 20,000,000,000 (that's 20 Billion!) hours of poetry reading is unnecessary(!), partially due to fraud, partially due to incompetence.

Who hasn't heard (or told) countless poetry horror stories? Are you going to remain a victim? Or will you seize control of your future, and claim more of your time for yourself? You’ll never again be vulnerable when you know…

Ø	The four questions you should immediately ask BEFORE you read a book of poetry (or any poem).
Ø	*How to get free poems (Hint - scroll up this page and join the Daily Treated Spam email service now to start getting the right* poetry right now.)**
Ø	How to know if a poet is full of shit in just two minutes.
Ø	Do large award-winning poets actually do good work?
Ø	*Three things you should never* admit to a poet...unless you want to waste your time.**
Ø	The hidden secrets behind 15 of the most common poetry rip-offs...and how to detect them
Ø	*How to get all* of your time back after being ripped off... (nine out of ten people are absolutely floored by this secret!)**
Ø	Where is the best place to read poetry? Sign up for Daily Treated Spam and you can be reading poetry at your desk, in the car, on the phone, even when you're sleeping.

This is just the tip of the iceberg! There’s so much more, I couldn't possibly list it all here. And this is why I’m also offering you O Spam, Poams, my private collection of 100+ pages of not 'good-old-fashioned' poetry - but something even better. Since the book is a collection of only the best of the Daily Treated Spam, you don't have to waste your time reading (or in some people's cases, re-reading) poems that aren't of interest to you. Here's what customers are saying about O Spam, Poams:

"I saved 812 hours with your Daily Treated Spam... I'm reading 400 fewer books of poetry than I was before ... and one of your poems gave me an extra 1358 hours back in my life. Thank you for all the help."

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"It is nice not to get ripped off for once, there are so many claims on your Web site, I was amazed to find you lived up to every one of them in your book. Thanks, I will pass on the word to all my friends."

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"I could not grasp the corruption that happens everyday behind our backs,...I would never have imagined... your enlightenment was absolutely amazing! The first ten pages alone paid for the book hundreds of times over."

David Sorrento, Detroit

"...it was very scary when I walked into the poetry reading and he actually starting doing EXACTLY what you said he would. It was an exhilarating feeling to finally have the "edge" on the poet. I knew exactly what he was setting me up for and how to beat him at his own game... by the way, I saved 100 hours by not getting tricked into reading this guy's poetry."

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A few of my customers (above) refer to O Spam, Poams as a “book”. But keep this in mind: although it’s professionally bound and typeset, you’ll own the very best Daily Treated Spams – almost two years of street smarts, condensed into a step-by-step, easy to understand format that you can absorb in just hours.

With this information, believe me, you’ll save thousands of hours. But just as important, you’ll have the satisfaction of knowing that you’ll never again be taken for a chump. For the rest of your life, YOU will be in the position of power. YOU will have a rare advantage, as you turn the tables on poets, 'big book' publishers, and even academics. (How do you think they keep their high paying jobs at colleges? That's right - it's the same tricks that poets use, only these guys are sharks, they really are very good at what they do.)

You might not believe the lobbying power these groups have; this is one reason why my Daily Treated Spam is not available in bookstores. Yet, “O Spam, Poams” is a best-selling publication on the Internet – probably because so many customers rave about it to their friends. Today, there are over 0,000 people using my spam 'poams' to save thousands of hours every year.

My Education Is Yours Risk-Free

Here’s best news of all: you made it here just in time to take advantage of an unprecedented offer. (But please don’t contact my existing customers about this.)

It's part of a marketing test that's got my accountant up in arms; he thinks that even our normal risk-free price of $49.95 is too low. But because the Internet has reduced many of our costs, I’m doing a test and passing our savings on to our Internet customers (i.e. you) until September 10, 2010 Depending on how it affects sales, we may or may not continue the special discount after this date.

However, if you order O Spam, Poams online by midnight on September 10, 2010, it’s yours risk-free for an incredibly low $17.95 That’s 35.9% off the everyday price – about what most people spend on a few gallons of gas. And trust me, any ONE of my spam 'poams' will pay for the collection, or you can return it for a 0% refund. (Read the details of my guarantee below.)

Finally, because I really want this test to increase sales, I’m throwing in a digital coupon for $5 off my other new book Atone Neither Overflowing Clause - which was written with professional hypnotist AEM - if you order online by December 25, 2005.

Super Bonus #1 – “Daily Treated Spam Premium for Life”

Sure, you can find poets who claim to sell their poems for free – but that’s based on selling your information to mailing lists - how many times after submitting to a literary journal have you found yourself on the mailing list of several others - for the rest of your life! Daily Treated Spam Premium is the same old Daily Treated Spam - only now you can speak personally with the author. If you have purchased O Spam, Poams, I will answer any questions you may have in as detailed and professional manner as possible. Your support means so much to me, that I will even write personal spam poems at your request - all you have to do is forward me your spam, and I will shortly send back your useless junk mail as a meaningful and useful 'poam'.

Super Bonus #2 – “How To Write Daily Treated Spam”

I know it’s hard to believe… but people who purchase O Spam, Poams also get perhaps the most important information of all - how to write your own spam poems using my own methods. Other poets have accused me of being crazy for giving away 'trade secrets' - but I think customers have a right to know just how easy it is to make poems that don't suck, that don't waste the customer's time, and that do what the customer wants them to do. At your request, you will be personally emailed one of my own talks on the history of, and the writing of the Daily Treated Spams. Not only that - but you will (once on the Daily Treated Spam Premium email list) recieve future updates on talks I may be giving in your local towns, and information letting you know where to find updates about my other books and my own independent press Produce Press.

I don’t mean to sound like some TV commercial, but I’ve got to tell you… I’ve found that people really do size you up based on the kind of poetry you read. When you read Daily Treated Spam, people assume that you’ve made it to the top. Business colleagues treat you with more respect. Personally, I love reading Daily Treated Spam and watching people’s heads turn!

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I insist that you order O Spam, Poams entirely at your risk. That’s why this collection comes with a Risk-Free, Lifetime 0% Money-Back Guarantee. There’s absolutely NO RISK on my part. Why am I going to such great lengths?

Even though I’ve been in business for five years – and I’ve been featured in fillinG Station magazine, and in the upcoming anthology Shift and Switch – I want you to feel absolutely certain there’s no way you can "get taken." After all, I’m a respected poet and my reputation is on the line.

So go ahead and order my almost two years worth of selected Daily Treated Spam today. Read them, use them, and profit from them. If you read any one of my 100+ pages of 'poams', and somehow fail to recoup your small investment – or if you don’t save 2,000 - 5,000 hours that you would usually have been reading other poetry – you can return the collection for an immediate 0% refund of your purchase price.

Now let me take this guarantee one step further. Don't feel like you must "use" my techniques in order to get a refund (that’s only if you want a 0% refund). If you don't like the collection for ANY reason – even because you don’t like the paper it’s printed on – you can return it for an immediate 0% refund of your purchase price. And remember, this is a lifetime guarantee. You’re free to return it next month, next year, or ten years from now.

Finally, because you’re entrusting me with your time and confidence, I want you to keep the Lifetime Daily Treated Spam Premium and How to Write Your Own Daily Treated Spam transcript – free of charge – even if you return the collection. Friend, that’s a guaranteed gain no matter what you decide!

One Final Bonus For Internet Customers Only!

During this marketing test, I’m including one extra bonus for my Internet customers. It’s a $5 coupon useable at Produce Press, my own independent press.

Here’s why this is so useful: Produce Press is an emerging press that publishes some of the most promising authors when they are at their most imaginitive. All books from Produce Press are handmade using a secret hot glue-gun method that lowers our overhead costs - so we can bring the savings to you. Each book is 145% unique and we guarantee will gain in value as collector's items - INCREMENTALLY.

The Secrets Are Yours In Just Five Minutes

If you request it by filling in the form above, I will begin emailing you Daily Treated Spam immediately. If you want the professionally-bound selections from the first 200 Daily Treated Spams, O Spam, Poams, which I highly recommend for those new to Daily Treated Spam or poetry in general, you can order it online at Apollinaire's Bookshoppe - the exclusive online home of all BookThug books.

Finally, let me repeat what Pat explained at the top of this page. The other poetry Web sites you may know about are affiliated with the very poets, publishers, and academic institutions that I show you how to beat using the power of Daily Treated Spam.

Exposing my tricks and scams would jeopardize their relationships with their important business allies - and undermine their success at ripping you the customer off. They’ve actually told me that I “reveal too much”. Which is why they won’t publish my offer, or sell my book from their sites – even though I offered to split the profits with them. So don’t waste your time searching for Daily Treated Spam elsewhere; I guarantee you won’t find it.

Two Ways To Place Your Risk-Free Order

The fastest way to order is directly from Apollinaire's Bookshoppe's secure online server.
You can also order by mail through Apollinaire's Bookshoppe.

I look forward to getting a letter from you, telling me about your experience with my Daily Treated Spam and what you spend your thousands of extra hours on. Even though I get an enormous amount of mail, please write to me. I’d love to hear your success story!

Sincerely,

Rob Read

P.S. Remember, I guarantee that if you use just one of my 100+ pages of 'poams', it will pay for the collection; otherwise, you can return it next month, next year, or even ten years from now for a prompt 0% refund...

P.P.S. If you don’t order O Spam, Poams right now, how will you learn all of the tricks and scams that are costing you thousands of hours?

P.P.P.S. A very popular question from our clients outside the Canada and the United States is "will these 'poams' work for those outside the US (i.e. UK, Europe, Australia)?" This is a valid question. I have many clients outside of the US. O Spam, Poams is written for everyone. You will find that almost all of the 'poams' will be applicable in a foreign country. If you are interested in Daily Treated Spams but don't speak English, you should know that 'poams' are written in as many languages as junk email - always with an English translation. If you're interested in translating any of the poems in O Spam, Poams, please let me know - I'm interested in sharing these 'poams' with as many customers as possible.

You have nothing to lose ordering O Spam, Poams, no matter what country you’re in. ELIMINATE DOUBT IN A POSITIVE WAY.

Daily Treated Spam Resource List:

Apollinaire's Bookshoppe - The exclusive online home of all BookThug books... including O Spam, Poams. These are the books that the 'big book' publishers don't want you to know about - because they reveal just how poor the quality of their 'big name' authors really are. The 'shoppe' also specializes in used and new poetry - some really rare stuff you won't find in Barns & Nobels.

Produce Press - This is my own 100% independent press which makes handmade books of amazing quality. Each copy of any given book is 145% unique, since many are individually screenprinted and handpainted. Print runs sell out quickly, so make sure to check out the press soon. You won't find these books in bookstores - so this website is the only way to get in touch with this unbelievable new press which publishes some of the most innovative writing you will find anywhere.

Atone Neither Overflowing Clause - This is the newest release from Produce Press, and it's a special favorite of mine - because I wrote half of it! A good friend of mine, who goes by his initials of A.E.M., devised the ingenius plan on which these two inter-related novels are based. Yes - two novels in one book. Some professors may call these "novellas" - but don't be fooled - this stuff is guaranteed to bring you excitement through it's mix of science fiction and horror to create a whole new genre. Must be read to be believed.

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